Cards Against Humanity!!
Get your discount early bird tix now before we announce the cast and put up the poster! Only $35 here or $30 on Venmo! Venmo payments can be made to @Allen-Levin-1 or you can use Paypal here. Stock up now while they are cheap cheap cheap. They will be going up to $50 before the show. Don’t wait!
All shows are satisfaction guaranteed! You have nothing to lose but your clothes!